Movies

October 7 2008
October 7 2008
Dragon on Fire (1980)
The "Dragon on Fire" is Dragon Lee. Wacky kung fu. Shaolin strike rock fist. A fat guy sticks dishes to his boobies. Tree kicking. Whole frog soup. Attack on a parakeet. Rabid cannibal in a wheelchair. Man pisses himself. Villain tracks fights with a sand timer. Mad dog technique. Reverse-motion crawling in the grass. Slow-motion milk spurting. The hairiest toes you've ever seen. Who's who? Who knows, who cares.
Guest review by Rod Lott, editor of Bookgasm: Reading Material to Get Excited About.
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